Sunday, April 3, 2011

The Adventures of God

God: Noah, all the people of earth are sinners. You alone are righteous.

Noah: Thanks God. Long time fan, first time prophet.

God: So, I have decided to smite the entire world with a flood.

(pause)

Noah: Couldn’t you just teach man goodness?

God: No. I’m thinking “flood.”

Noah: So you’d rather just kill every-

God: What part of “flood” do you not understand?

II

God: Moses…I have seen the plight of the Jews in Egypt.

Moses: Wow. Only after, uh, 400 years there, right?

God: Yes.

Moses: Awesome.

God: I will take you out of Egypt after ten terrible, terrible plagues.

Moses: …ten?

God: Is there a problem?

Moses: It’s just…ten is a lot. For, you know, God. Couldn’t you get this done in like, two plagues max?

God: No. For you see, Moses, I will harden Pharaoh’s heart against me.

Moses: So…you are going to stop him from letting us free from slavery.

God: Yes.

Moses: So you can bring more terrible, terrible plagues upon the people.

God: Yes.

Moses: And you see nothing wrong with this picture?

God: …

Moses: Are there any other Gods up there I can talk to?



III

Mary: Did you send the child support?

God: Frankincense and myrrh. Yeah.

Mary Annnnnd?

God: (sighs). And gold. And the gold.

Mary: That’s better.



IV

Job: …

God: Well, this is awkward.



V

God: Abraham, you must circumcise yourself.

Abraham: As you wish, my lord.

God: Oh my Me. He’s totally going to do it.


http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6011890/the-adventures-of-god

Monday, March 7, 2011

Religious beliefs that paralyze intellect in the initial stages of faith through the text alone can never elevate the soul enough to be one with universal consciousness. "WHY" is your best friend in the dictionary and a trigger for divine love/Ishq-e-Haqiqi.
"Mein sawali jinna nahi koi sawal" - Noori, Coke Studio

Thursday, June 10, 2010

What's on my mind...

We need very strong ears to hear ourselves judged frankly, and because there are few who can endure frank criticism without being stung by it, those who venture to criticize us perform a remarkable act of friendship, for to undertake to wound or offend a man for his own good is to have a healthy love for him ~ Michel de Montaigne


A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her ~ Helen Rowland


I have no right, by anything I do or say, to demean a human being in his own eyes. What matters is not what I think of him; it is what he thinks of himself. To undermine a man's self-respect is a sin.

Antoine de Saint

He has a right to criticize, who has a heart to help.

Abraham Lincoln


Also, the commercial media in a superior position, really, to any other corporate lobby, because where would people hear about commercial media or corporate media criticism, where would they hear criticism of them other than in the commercial media?
Robert McChesney


Every human being is entitled to courtesy and consideration. Constructive criticism is not only to be expected but sought.
Margaret Chase Smith

Art


  • The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance - Aristotle

    Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep ~ Scott Adams

    Listen carefully to first criticisms made of your work. Note just what it is about your work that critics don't like - then cultivate it. That's the only part of your work that's individual and worth keeping. ~Jean Cocteau

    Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable. ~George Bernard Shaw

    The first assumption of an art critic is that the artist meant to paint something else. ~Robert Brault

    Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. ~Wynetka Ann Reynolds

    All art requires courage. ~Anne Tucker

    A
    ll art is autobiographical; the pearl is the oyster's autobiography.
    Federico Fellini

    Art does not reproduce what is visible; it makes things visible.
    Paul Klee



I realized

If you think that not everyone gets love in return, you are mistaken.

You might not get it from that one person YOU desire love from but there are many others who are giving it all back to you, unconditionally.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

The Flotilla Killings: Why?


Pervez Hoodboy makes a number of highly valid observations with regards to the Flotilla incident, not just about the callous disregard for international law displayed by Israel, but about why the Palestinian situation is becoming increasingly desperate.

For Pakistanis, I still maintain that unless one does not condemn and deplore the Lahore massacre with as much zeal as they do this latest outrage by Israel, they lose all legitimacy when arguing for the latter.

This article just emphasizes that point: Sadly, many Pakistanis do not support the Palestinian cause because of them being a genuinely brutalized and occupied people, but because they are "fellow Muslims".
Not only is the assumption that Palestinian = Muslim, completely incorrect, but it further delegitimizes our right to protest and hurts their cause in a far greater capacity than anything Israeli propaganda can cook up.

***

Article:

By attacking civilian ships bound for besieged Gaza, Israel has repeated a message: foreign nationals and peace activists will be treated just as violently as the inmates of the "world's largest open-air prison camp". The Israeli bulldozer that crushed Rachel Corrie, the 23-year old American-Jewish pro-Palestinian activist, stands ever-ready to crush challenges to absolute Israeli supremacy. That the peace flotilla was attacked in international waters, and that a Hamas leader was murdered by the Mossad in Dubai, send identical messages: Israel knows no boundaries.

With such a bloody-minded adversary, surely none of the 700+ persons on the six peace boats had illusions of a pleasure cruise. Nevertheless, they probably felt reasonably secure. After all, the world was watching - on board was a Holocaust survivor, white-as-lilies members of parliament from European countries, and even a six-month baby of unknown color and descent. So, even discounting those from Muslim countries, including three from Pakistan, the constellation of those calling for an end to Gaza's blockade was impressive. The hope of a violence-free ending was reasonable. But that did not happen.

Why did Israel choose to murder nine peace-seeking foreigners in broad daylight? Although it claims otherwise, this had little to do with "restoring Israel's deterrence" or capping the peashooters in Gaza. Instead, one must listen to Moshe Yaalon, then chief of staff of the Israeli Defence Forces, who said in 2002 that "The Palestinians must be made to understand in the deepest recesses of their consciousness that they are a defeated people". By massacring the Mavi Marmara's activists Israel wants Gazans to know that even the international community cannot save them.

In refusing to condemn the Israeli atrocity, the United States lost an opportunity to rescue its tarnished international image. Else, a vital US interest in Pakistan - that of fighting Al-Qaeda and Taliban - could have been immensely strengthened. This one act may have bought more security for the US than increasing its defense budget by 100 billion dollars. It could have made the world feel better about America.

But why has the US been willing to set aside its own security, and that of its allies, to pursue the interests of another state? Is it because of shared strategic interests or compelling moral imperatives? John Mearsheimer and Stephen Walt, two leading American academics, whose book caused a storm, argue that neither is true. Unqualified US support for Israel, they say, is unnatural and unnecessary. Far from being a loyal ally, Israel regularly spies on its principal patron. Moreover, Israel is racist while the US is democratic. Unlike the US, where people enjoy equal legal rights irrespective of race, religion or ethnicity, Israel was explicitly founded as a Jewish state where citizenship is based on the principle of blood kinship. Indeed, even Pakistan's America-hating ulema still send their children to the US and pray for their Green Cards.

So, why the uncritical support? The explanation, say Mearsheimer and Walt, lies in the unmatched power of the Israel lobby. AIPAC was ranked second behind the American Association of Retired People, but ahead of the AFL-CIO and the National Rifle Association. Thus, during the bombardment of Lebanon in the summer of 2006, the House of Representatives passed a resolution of total solidarity with Israel by 410 votes to eight. The Israeli tail wags the American dog.

Noam Chomsky, my guru and friend, who was turned away from entering the West Bank some weeks ago, has long argued that Israel's time is running out. Decades ago he wrote that "Israel is deliberately turning itself into perhaps the most hated country in the world, and is also losing the allegiance of the population of the West, including younger American Jews, who are unlikely to tolerate its persistent shocking crimes for long."

Is Chomsky right? Maybe. America's formerly unqualified support for Israel is now qualified. Polls show that Democrat voters are unwilling to give Israel a blank check anymore. And, a glance at the Israeli press shows that while President Obama refused to condemn the massacre, his clear disapproval has made him Israel's enemy number-one.

But one must ask a deeper question: why are the Palestinians losing so badly when others have won against larger, more powerful, enemies? Vietnam lost a million people but won; Timor finally achieved independence from Indonesia; Cuba has withstood siege for 50 years; and Venezuela under Chavez is resisting America.

The usual excuses can be trotted out: grand conspiracies, disunity, and lack of firepower. But surely it's time to get the real reasons before us. The first is that of poor tactics: the weak cannot behave as the strong do. The leadership made disastrous decisions in Lebanon in 1982, then Lebanon again in 2006 (Hasan Nasrallah admitted his mistake), and Gaza in 2009. In arguing Palestine's case before the world, Palestinian leaders and diplomats have performed pathetically. American Zionists readily shot holes into them but they viewed men like Edward Said and Eqbal Ahmad with great alarm because, with passion and reasoned humanism, these stalwarts could refute Israeli propaganda in a secular idiom. Alas, these friends of Palestine are gone.

Human history is a long story of injustice and cruelty. In our times, nothing stands out more vividly than Palestine. But, tragically, this struggle for justice has been turned into a religious cause. This is a principal reason for why Israel continues to win, and the Palestinians continue to lose. When the secular PLO led the Palestinians, it commanded power and respect. After the 1982 debacle in Beirut, Hamas took over. Sending suicide bombers on Israeli civilian targets decimated international support, heightened Israeli repression, and led to The Wall.

The sad loss of life notwithstanding, the flotilla episode is a huge moral victory for Palestine and a defeat for Israel. Israel was shown up to be paranoid, dominated by fundamentalist nuclear-armed crazies, and trigger happy. The moral high ground has again turned out to be the Palestinian's principal weapon. It must not be wasted by firing off a few toy rockets from Gaza. Israelis love war and fear peace. This is why the non-violent struggle for Palestine must go on.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Yes, I am one of those "too many people who are trying to save the world." GTFO if you have a problem with it

Utkarsh Agarwal it's funny how Jinnah represents democracy, secularism and progressive ideology to the Pakistanis, while he stands as the symbol of communalism, machiavellianism and division for the Indians.
Yesterday at 18:33 · Comment · Like

Alishba אֱלִישֶׁבַע Zaяmeen Woah, need some history lessons, yeah?

p.s. I still think that Pak+India+Bangladesh should have never separated in an "ideal" world.
Yesterday at 18:52 ·

Utkarsh Agarwal I think Pakistan minus you is a proposition that I am willing to consider.
Yesterday at 18:56

Alishba אֱלִישֶׁבַע Zaяmeen I think the world minus you would be a better proposition for the human race to consider.
Yesterday at 19:18 ·

Javed Jaghai @ Alishba: I concur :)
Yesterday at 19:57

Utkarsh Agarwal @ Javed: where is the love...?
Yesterday at 19:59

Javed Jaghai was there ever any? :P
Yesterday at 20:39

Omar Hayat Propaganda in India, isn't it? There are enough neutral sources to show what really was the case.
Yesterday at 22:53

Alishba אֱלִישֶׁבַע Zaяmeen Javed, less whoop some Indian "kutti" ass!! haha
@ Omar: We might never know what actually happened. We can speculate and take histories from both sides and the neutral side and analyze, but that doesn't guarantee accuracy of the events. However, what we CAN do is to let go and move on. We need to see the commonalities and maybe even learn from the other sub-continental regions. Pakistan obviously needs to get fixed. With all the jaagirdar and Swiss bank holders, is mulk ki to band he bajni hai.
Yesterday at 23:29 ·

Gurbaaz Singh Sidhu L.K Advani would not agree with you, Utkarsh.
10 hours ago

Utkarsh Agarwal Gurbaaz, that's true. I think he actually typifies the discrepancy. Remember how suddenly became secular when Advani went to Karachi?
Omar, i like how you claim that your claim is the one derived from "neutral sources".
Alishba, I wont even bother. The last thing we need to do is to "forget and move on". That just adds to the deficit of trust.
about an hour ago

Alishba אֱלִישֶׁבַע Zaяmeen Then live in the past. Rot and cry over the "land they stole/took away"
I never said FORGET everything. All I said was that WE NEED TO MOVE ON. Find solutions and try to eradicate the causes of distrust among these nations. Not just between India and Pakistan but let's include Bangladesh as well. Living in the past has left the Kashmir issue unresolved, the irregularities and the unreliability of Samjhota express, the tearing away of families, people of these three nations not able to freely experience what's across the border because of the extra sensitive measures which the diplomatic offices take and the list goes on. Till when are we going to cry over the spilled milk and not try to bring the people closer for mutual understanding and coexistence?
There is OBVIOUSLY something going wrong from all three ends and I can't think of a way we can fix all this by carrying grudges from the past. At least I choose to look beyond that.
about an hour ago ·

Omar Hayat Uti, that is because the claim indeed IS largely from neutral sources. Obviously India had its own reasons to demonize Jinnah as Pakistan had to demonize Gandhi/Nehru. When you look at people they were not really that bad.

And, I am an anti-nationalist. And I didn't even claim anything in my post. Straw man argument eh? Hah.
about an hour ago

Omar Hayat It is justified that subcontis suffer though. Idiotic uncivilized uberemotional brutes.
about an hour ago

Alishba אֱלִישֶׁבַע Zaяmeen I am still skeptical about the 'neutral' sources, but yes, the people originally involved in the independence movement were not inherently retarded like the ones who followed them. Retards like Zia, Z. Bhutto (for nationalization), Musharraf and Zardari etc from Pakistan and A. B. Vajpayee ec from India.
Damn. Can we all like get back together? The epic threesome reunion should be something.
And wow, Omar. Way to be a deluded imperialist. Idiotic, uncivilized, uberemotional, brutes... Overlooking some important factors, are we?
about an hour ago ·

Omar Hayat The first part about me being a "deluded imperialist" is a plain guilt by association ad-hominem fallacy . Just because imperialists agree with my stance doesn't mean I am one.

Secondly, no I am not overlooking factors. If any generalization can be made about subcontis it is that they are a bunch of "idiotic uncivilized uberemotional brutes" who haven't figured out anything except killing each other for petty reasons.

There are exceptions, of course. Those exceptions prefer to associate with the west.
about an hour ago

Alishba אֱלִישֶׁבַע Zaяmeen Imperialists "agree" with your stance or are you influenced BY them? Also, it's less of a fallacy if the arguments which led you to conclude such a generalized, stereotypical, narrow minded, awfully elitist and a polarized opinion are the same which the imperialists use to advocate their ideals.
Are you sure you are not over looking the factors which create a feeling of excessive agitation, impatience and illogical belief systems? Because if you were, you wouldn't be holding the masses solely responsible for their behavior.
Darling, if there are countries like Pakistan in the sub-continent which spend over 68% of their annual budget on defense and military and less than 13% on education, do you HONESTLY expect intellectualism from their masses? A secure pluralistic society requires communities that are educated and confident both in the identity and depth of their own traditions and in those of their neighbors. The clash of ignorance needs to be addressed and the illusionary clash of "civilizations" (Huntington should be hanged for coining such an inaccurate term) should be dissected with the lens of a humanitarian socialist rather than a "deluded imperialist".
You again make a generalization about "the exceptions associating with the west." The societies which have grown more pluralistic in makeup are not always more pluralistic in spirit. We need a new context of a cosmopolitan ethic rooted in a strong culture of tolerance. So I disagree with your idea of the West being perfect with it's all "liberal" and "embracing" nature. Have you never heard of the term, "Racial Profiling"?
It is imperative that we understand, as human beings, there are those who enter the world in such poverty that they are deprived of both the means and the motivation to improve their lot. Unless these unfortunates can be touched with the spark which ignites the spirit of individual enterprise and determination, they will only sink back into renewed apathy, degradation and despair. It is for us, who are more fortunate, to provide that spark.
You start with an idea, and then you let it grow. I think at the moment, there is a tendency to want to see political change occur in the developing world very rapidly. I think we have to be patient, careful, analytical, thoughtful, prudent, and build step-by-step. I don't think it can be done like mixing a glass of Nescafé.
Clearly, we need to create a better understanding of how pluralism, tolerance and human rights develop within emerging democracies and that can only be done with a collective, concentrated educational effort.
40 minutes ago ·

Omar Hayat Right as per subconti culture, an emotional diatribe with too many unfounded assumptions. Too much time on our hands, isn’t it? But just let me reply to a bit of what you say. Starting off, it should probably take a modicum of logic to see that it is not only imperial bias that results in the branding of these people as brutes. Non-imperialists would also view the human abyss in the subcontinent with repulsion and pity.

The subcontinent is exotic, yes; as we are reminded by every fool that stands to supports those who should stand on their own. It has a few saving graces, sure. Largely though, it is probably the lowest point of civilization. Where else in the world would you find such banana republics AND such wealth? And I don’t respect that point about not placing the blame on the people themselves anymore. If they are weak enough to be pushed around by corrupt leaders, then they should be pushed around. If they are intellectually retarded; they should suffer. If they are religious, as is prevalent in the subcontinent, they should suffer. The common men brought the suffering upon themselves by being the insects that they are.

The west is vastly better. It is liberated. And racial profiling has sound rational justification. Just think on that one. Plus, I don’t have any responsibility towards any nation. There is no “us” in this. Just because I was born in a particular place I should not be expected to carry the burden around with me. Those who do, do it out of selfish reasons. There are rather too many people trying to save the world, aren’t there?
16 minutes ago

Alishba אֱלִישֶׁבַע Zaяmeen And it's because of the people conceiving, imposing and popularizing such opinions based on their ostrich experiences that the ones who care BEYOND their PERSONAL selfish reasons, have to pay the price. Clearly this is coming from someone who was kept away from interacting with the less privileged. What else can we possibly expect from a Beacon-House-&-Grammar-School-DeFence-Housing culture?
I guess it's up to those of US, and not counting the distant imperialist-associating class, to not feel it as a burden, but look at it as an opportunity to leave the world (not just a particular nation) in to a better condition than what it was when we were born.
Being a world-citizen works for me and I don't feel that I need to feel guilty for being one of those "too many people who are trying to save the world." Maybe your future generations will be thankful to one of these "too many people" like the Neo-African-Americans are for their ancestors who fought the civil war for whatever rights they enjoy today.
3 minutes ago ·

Omar Hayat Once again, an ad-hominem attack. Learn to attack arguments, not the messenger. I could actually have respected that piece of thought as humanitarian if it wasn’t squirting out from every misguided Pakistani youth that goes abroad and is gripped by this sudden attachment to the country due to which they now have to alleviate the misery of millions below them (as long as it doesn’t affect their careers, of course). Do you honestly not see that by saying that they "need" you, you acknowledge them as something inferior and therefore contradict yourself? This charade is hypocrisy is perhaps more despicable that outright selfish thought, once you see that everyone is indeed selfish.

I don’t care about my future generations. They and the common man can collectively go to hell, hand in hand. Together with the people selfishly trying to aid them on their path. Godspeed.

Utkarsh Agarwal "I don’t care about my future generations. They and the common man can collectively go to hell, hand in hand. Together with the people selfishly trying to aid them on their path. Godspeed."
Hahahahaha. Bold perspective.
27 minutes ago

Alishba אֱלִישֶׁבַע Zaяmeen There is a difference between attacking an "ideology" and attacking the person, itself. Re-read the argument leaving some Ivy basil aside and maybe some angles might become clearer in the text. I understand that it takes a while to get over inferiority complex.
As far as the "gripped by sudden attachment" is concerned, you will be surprised how deep rooted, long nourished and committed this attachment to the humanity and the world in general is. I refuse to be arrogant, feel indifferent and let the world collectively "go to hell" even if portrays my profound thoughts as hypocrisy to those who are happy with the status quo and are feeding off the dysfunction of society.
I, by no means, categorize them as inferior but less privilege. Mariam Webster or Oxford should be able to enlighten you about the meaning of these terms.
I don't consider the willingness to generously help as misguidance. These were the values some of us were taught and have benefited from. I am aware about the concept, "our first and last love is self-love" but it also depends on your definition of the "SELF". For some of us, it's not an isolation of the physical boundaries of our existence but self is seeing a reflection of your self in the other. The mirror might need some cleaning sometimes and if that's what your judgment is based on, I would recommend developing more insight, broadmindedness and compassion. If you want an independent and isolated blissful life, then consider this: Tolerance, openness and understanding towards other peoples' cultures, social structures, values and faiths are now essential to the very survival of an interdependent world.
I consider myself blessed and VERY luck for what opportunities I have gotten in life. The brochure of the IB Aga Khan Academy in Mombasa articulates it perfectly: "What students know is no longer the most important measure of an education. The true test is the ability of students and graduates to engage with what they do not know, and to work out a solution. They must also be able to reach conclusions that constitute the basis for informed judgments. The ability to make judgments that are grounded in solid information, and employ careful analysis, should be one of the most important goals for any educational endeavour. As students develop this capability, they can begin to grapple with the most important and difficult step: to learn to place such judgements in an ethical framework."
The ethical framework DOES NOT suggest collective departure of the generations towards hell. It teaches compassion and generosity.
But this is what Ghalib may conclude from your argument:

Bas ke dushwaar hai har kaam ka asaan hona,
Aadmi ko bhi maessar nahi insaan hona

i.e. if the Grammar-Beacon-City-Culture can digest such Khalis Urdu.
about a minute ago ·

Omar Hayat Oh I can understand your thoughts without the use of any aid; perhaps even better than you do because I observe them from a neutral standpoint. They are weak and unfounded, though not wholly wrong.

I do not really have the infinite leisure to repeat what I said to make you understand. But if you want to take anything away with you, take away this as one of your mistakes: it does not make a lot of sense to accuse the other of being "happy with the status quo" and then being proud of "the values some of us were taught" and quoting from retarded college brochure spiel. Do you see your hypocrisy yet?

A bit of research into the absurdity of all ethical statements wouldn't go amiss either. They don't exist. I'll leave you to figure out the rest.
23 minutes ago

Alishba אֱלִישֶׁבַע Zaяmeen Oh, such blind-folded-pin-the-donkey's-tail games we are used to. Repetition of your absurd ideals is not required. However, Rumi would get an impression of you that, "You think the shadow is the substance."
OF COURSE, these philosophies would come off as hypocrisy to you because of the reasons that I mentioned earlier and therefore I think that between the two of us, it's you who needs to do some background research. Someone labeling a definition and meaning of being a student as a "retarded spiel" obviously needs some help to get over their own insecurities about protecting a certain culture they absorbed. Why is it that a neutral standpoint has an overlay of fear, hopelessness, disregard and limited knowledge about the most obvious? I'd rather have some values than none at all.
I hope YOU see the state of faulty cognition you have acquired from a lack of experience, information, knowledge and exposure which resulted in your disarrayed arguments.